aloneforgood:

selfies

lampsarepeopletoo:

10knotes:

lampsarepeopletoo:

i did not expect to see a gorilla eating a taco today

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

what did you do to my post

twerking-amporas:

ghilles:

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them 

Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.

they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit

inmytwenties:

seeing both of these just made my day so i had to put them together.

chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut

4th Grade Science Quiz

nightlifemingus:

• are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
• were you there? yea
• did u see the dinos? yea
• was it sick as hell? oh yea

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

dekutree:

catholicnun:

i shoould watch netflix

i love that show

No ship should go down without her captain.

romulusthread:

a book by me called “why do i listen to sad music when i’m sad when i know it’s going to make me sadder”