i did not expect to see a gorilla eating a taco today
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when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
seeing both of these just made my day so i had to put them together.
- are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
- were you there? yea
- did u see the dinos? yea
- was it sick as hell? oh yea
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
No ship should go down without her captain.
a book by me called “why do i listen to sad music when i’m sad when i know it’s going to make me sadder”